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Paul McCartney Quizzed in Michael Jackson Death
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By Austin Tabernacle PM: Come on then! You think just because I was the
cute one, you think I can’t fuck shit up? I’ve had bigger men than
you killed and gotten away with it! What do you think really happened to Elvis?
I did, motherfucker! MP for St Tiffin’s on the Verge
accused over ‘assassination’ expenses claim Hello once again. It has been a few months since I have been with you and
what a troubled few months it has been for me following my portrayal of Edgar
Ingus Tiffinjay in the St Tiffin‘s Day nativity. I have been reaping the fruits
of my dedication to the thespian craft which saw me accidentally engage in
homosexual sex with a young local man (who was dressed as a pig). Firstly, I
have since been subjected to abominable treatment by a group of young louts who
have loitered outside my home shouting “fancy a sausage sandwich Lancey”,
“Lancey takes it up the shunter” and other appalling would-be amusing slogans.
In addition to this ill-mannered abuse, I have also been charged with public
indecency. Let me make it absolutely clear - I am not a ‘gay’. What happened was
simply an actor’s dedication to the role in the heat of the moment: to all
intents and purposes, I believed I was having sex with a farmyard animal.
I hope that clears the matter up and restores my hitherto spotless reputation.
Truffle sales plummet By Alyson Glossop The
Swine Flu pandemic has millions of people scared of the potentially lethal H1N1
virus. But this has had had a detrimental effect on the attitude to pigs
throughout the country as scare-mongering takes hold.
In one example this back
lash against the porcine world, classic fables The Three Little Pigs and
Charlotte’s Web are to be pulled from nursery libraries across the UK.
Teacher’s groups feel that the current scare could let to a wave of vigilante
action in the wake of the swine flu scare.
Controversial new Prison AIDS campaign sparks Controversy
By Ruth Spode
The Prison Health
Education Board have unleashed a controversial new campaign to stop the spread
of AIDS in Prisons, called "Give the HIV the Shiv". One section of the advert
reads:
"We all know that one
of the few perks of prison life is rape. While rape on the outside is a serious
crime, in here it's merely hilarious. But sometimes you can end up a bit poorly,
so remember to put a condom on before you let someone know they’ve dropped the
soap.”
However, Church
groups have voiced concerns:
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