RECENT POSTS:

RETURN TO FRONT PAGE

NEWS
America Announces Boycott of all Things Scottish

TOAST IN THE MACHINE
Quentin Prangle explains why it was deemed necessary for Wendy to go into rehab

NEWS
Paul McCartney Quizzed in Michael Jackson Death Probe

NEWS
MP for St Tiffin’s on the Verge accused over ‘assassination’ expenses claim

LANCE ORTON:ACTOR
Lance Orton reminisces on his time in the East End

OMBUDSMAN-
Address all your complaints and queries here.

MEET THE TIFFIN TEAM-
Get to know the people who make it all happen.

CITY GUIDE
The sights, sounds, and smells of St. Tiffins on the Verge.

SUBMISSIONS

Think you can make it as one of the Tiffin Team? You probably can. Dont be so hard on yourself.

PHOTO CREDITS AND LINKS
For people who like to read credits, and visit other websites.

ARCHIVES
Take a wistful stroll through our days of yore.

Hello. I am the Tiffin Times’ official ombudsman. I am the person you should contact should you have any problems or queries. While these problems should preferably concern ombuds – as that is my specialist area of problem-solving – I will reluctantly be dealing with non-ombud related problems as well. The reason for this is that there simply aren’t that many ombud queries to be answered these days – as my fellow ombuds men and women will tell you.

The most common question by far that people have concerning ombuds is: what exactly is an ombud? Unfortunately, given that the question “what exactly is an ombud”? is by far the most frequent ombud-based enquiry we ombuds-people receive, I don’t actually know the answer to it. Obviously I have extensive ombud-centric training from (where ninety percent of the ombuds-men and women train), but they never actually told me what they are. This doesn’t worry me – I assume there is a very good reason for such secrecy, presumably it’s in the national interest – and you should probably do much the same. Certainly don’t go making enquiries elsewhere as to nature of ombuds. They will only lead you, eventually, to the ombud ombudsman – and he doesn’t know what they are either.

So, in brief, any enquiries, send them to me. Or if you'd rather, send them where the sun doesn't shine. * Particularly if they are about ombuds (unless you want to know what they are).

*My office, which is painted black and has no windows. So I really don't want to hear about your problems.

You can contact me at: ombudsman@thetiffintimes.co.uk

  If this address doesn’t work let me know. I am the ombudsman.